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Look, I’m not crazy. I know Pawnee isn’t Paris or London or Chicago. But it’s a great place to live, and work. And serving the goofballs in this town is an honor and a privilege. And yes, every town claims it’s diner’s waffles are the best in the world. But somewhere, in some town, there really are the best waffles in the world. So delicious, and rich, and golden-brown, that anyone who tasted them would decided never to leave that town. Somewhere those waffles exist. Why can’t it be here?

Look, I’m not crazy. I know Pawnee isn’t Paris or London or Chicago. But it’s a great place to live, and work. And serving the goofballs in this town is an honor and a privilege. And yes, every town claims it’s diner’s waffles are the best in the world. But somewhere, in some town, there really are the best waffles in the world. So delicious, and rich, and golden-brown, that anyone who tasted them would decided never to leave that town. Somewhere those waffles exist. Why can’t it be here?

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stephenfriedrice:

when will boys understand

they look nine million times more attractive in period clothing

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

all i want is to possess a cute boy

i meant like having a boyfriend i’m not a demon

i lied i actually am a demon

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Like you don’t hoard things! Honestly.

2 months ago